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I am writing this article to warn people of the greatest threat to America today. That's right, I'm taking about jaywalking. Every day millions of people cross our roads outside of crosswalks and the government is doing nothing to stop them.

Illegal pedestrians are criminals and they deserve to be punished to the full extent of the law. What part of illegal don't they understand? If someone would flagrantly violate the law by crossing the road outside of a designated crosswalk then who knows what other crimes they would be capable of committing.

Here's proof of the dangers that illegal pedestrians pose:

Officer Nick Erfle of Phoenix, Arizona was shot and killed by a man authorities say he had stopped for jaywalking. The suspect also was fatally shot.

Erfle was an eight-year veteran of the department. He was married with two children.

"Again the city of Phoenix, the citizens of Phoenix have lost another hero in our community," said Phoenix Police Assistant Mike Chief Frazier. "It just, again, emphasizes how violent the street can be sometimes."
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As you can see, these jaywalkers have no regard for human life. They must be stopped.

I propose that we build fences along the side of every road to keep jaywalkers out. We need to have members of the National Guard standing at every curb to make sure that our streets remain protected. We need to form a militant community of citizens who are armed to the teeth that can maintain a vigilant watch over our roads and to shoot anyone who dares to cross them outside of a crosswalk.

If we don't act now the jaywalkers will take over our country.
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Press Release of Senator Reid

Reid: Bipartisan Consensus Emerging To Change Course In Iraq

Friday, May 11, 2007

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada made the following statement this morning on the floor of the U.S. Senate:

Yesterday, the House of Representatives passed a new Iraq Supplemental bill.

Now it is our turn in the Senate to take the next step and pass our version of the bill to conference. 

We all know that reaching consensus on a new bill to send to the President will not be easy.

We all know that passions run high on this issue. 

But there is new reason this week to believe that a bipartisan consensus on Iraq is emerging.

Throughout these talks with the White House and our Republican colleagues in Congress, Democrats have stood with firm resolve that we need a bill that both fully funds our troops and responsibly changes course in the war.

That is what the American people want.  A new poll out this week shows that 75 percent of Americans favor benchmarks and 60 percent favor a timetable for reducing combat forces.

It is what President Bush's own military advisors say we need, including General Petraeus, who has said that this war must be won politically, not militarily.

Now, in just the last few days, we have seen our Republican colleagues tell the President that his war strategy is failing.

Over the weekend, House Minority Leader John Boehner said: "By the time we get to September or October, members are going to want to know how well this is working, and if it isn't, what's Plan B."

This week my colleague Senator Lott said: "This fall we have to see some significant changes on the ground."

And just days ago, Leader McConnell echoed those sentiments as well.

Meanwhile, on Wednesday a broad coalition of Republican House Members expressed their dissent directly to President.

One of them - Republican Tom Davis of Virginia - called it their chance to confront a President who, as he put it, is in a bubble.

I wish that my Republican colleagues - who now agree that President Bush's open-ended commitment has failed - would put some teeth behind their views.

With courageous American troops in harm's way every day, the time for action is long past due.

Nonetheless, this is a welcome shift.  It is encouraging. 

It gives me hope that in the coming days, weeks and months, we will be able to work together with good faith and bipartisanship to give our troops and all Americans the new course that they demand and deserve.

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Conservatives in opposition to Mitt Romney have constantly levied the charge of “flip-flopper,” based upon his changing statements on abortion. In an interesting turn, Romney is now being called a flip-flopper… by Planned Parenthood! The Planned Parenthood website states: “In 2002, as a candidate for Governor of Massachusetts, Romney submitted a candidate questionnaire to the Planned Parenthood Advocacy Fund of Massachusetts stating his support for the Roe v. Wade decision, as well as increased access to emergency contraception and comprehensive sex education in the public schools. He has since reversed his position on all of these issues as he seeks the Republican nomination for President.” This is quite the ironic situation. In 2002, Romney said what he needed to say in order to get elected. In 2007 he is again saying what he needs to say in order to get elected, and it will end up costing him (potential) votes. Planned Parenthood even went so far as to protest Mitt Romney during a fundraiser he held on February 15th.

http://www.ppaction.org/ppvotes/romney.html

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George W. Bush's father was meeting with Osama bin Laden's brother, Shafig bin Laden, in the Ritz-Carlton Hotel, Washington, on the morning of 9/11. They were on Carlyle Group business just a few miles from where hijackers supposedly acting on behalf of Osama bin Laden would fly a plane into the Pentagon.

Recall that the chief financier of the so-called hijackers, Pakistan's Chief Spy General Mahmoud Ahmad, was meeting with Bush administration officials the week before 9/11. He also met with Bob Graham and Porter Goss on the morning of the attacks, who would later go on to head the first 9/11 investigative committee.

"On 11 September, while Al-Qaeda's planes slammed into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, the Carlyle Group hosted a conference at a Washington hotel. Among the guests of honour was a valued investor: Shafig bin Laden, brother to Osama."

Two dozen members of Osama bin Laden's family were urgently evacuated from the United States in the first days following the terrorist attacks on New York and Washington, according to the Saudi ambassador to Washington.

In September of 2001, Bush said, "The most important thing is to find Osama bin Laden. It's our No. 1 priority. We will not rest until we have found him." In March of 2002, Bush said, "I don't know where he is. I have no idea and I really don't care. It's not that important.
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We need to pull the plug on this deal. Real Salt Lake will not earn the revenue to pay for itself and the burden will fall on us taxpayers. With Checketts now trying to back out of a 7.5 million dollar contribution to youth soccer claiming that it is an investment and he wants revenue from that. That tells a lot about his character. He clearly stated that it would be a contribution and to me that implies that it is to be given without any strings attached.
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