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FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT 
UTAHNS!

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you 
live in Utah.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and 
they don't work there, you live in Utah.

If you've worn shorts and a 
parka at the same time, you live in Utah

If you've had a lengthy 
telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number,
you live in 
Utah.

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for
the 
weekend, you live in Utah.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in 
Utah.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
you 
live in Utah.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in 
the same day, you live in Utah.

If you install security lights on your 
house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.

If you can 
drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, 
you live in Utah.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over 
a snowsuit, you live in Utah.

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph 
-- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live
in 
Utah.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled 
with snow, you live in Utah.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, 
winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.

If you 
find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.

If you actually 
understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you
live in Utah

Wait until the end you will cry........



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I do not suggest you try these at home!

Just an Amazing FYI is all...

Be the first
October 12, 2005 @ 9:13 am · Filed under Advertisements, Traveling

Be the first signature on nLrebel's latest pair of traveling pants. Apparently this is a much bigger honor than I could have ever imagined. The bidding has topped 25 grand. Yep, that’s right! 25 Grand. I am sure you are as surprised as I am to find out that the reserve still is not met. Mr. nLrebel, even your pants are not worth that much!
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Selling Price: $29900.00
79 bids
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Advertise on my cars for life
October 3, 2005 @ 8:02 am · Filed under Advertisements, Cars

This is certainly a new twist. It could also be a real bargain for potential advertisers. This guy is selling the advertising rights to what ever car he is driving for the rest of his life. Now the question is, what happens when this guy gets a shiny new BMW, do you get to advertise on that or do you have to stay on the crappy regal?
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Selling Price: $455.00
19 bids
New addition to the family
September 29, 2005 @ 8:58 am · Filed under Advertisements, Uncategorized

Ugly baby, right? At least it’s a really cute dog though! What do you name a dog? Dunce the dog? Then again, do I really want my namesake to be a puppy? Or worse yet, do I really want little Dunce and that dog to share the same name? Imagine the therapy bills when my kid grows up and realized I named him after a dog.
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Selling Price: $56.55
27 bids
Chage my name, and tattoo me
September 19, 2005 @ 8:38 am · Filed under Advertisements, Body Art

Now this woman is showing some devotion! Talk about offering value to your customer… you can change her name, and tattoo her chest. Dunce bets that tattoo would be real painful, seeing as how breasts are so sensitive and all. GoldenPalace.com Smith.. kind of catchy, don't you think?
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Selling Price: $8500.00
30 bids
Crazy Tatto Auction
September 14, 2005 @ 7:49 am · Filed under Advertisements, Body Art

Another stupid tattoo auction. I suppose that people don't have enough real things to spend their money on. So instead of doing something useful like buying clothing or food, they blow thousands of dollars on crazy auctions like there where people promise to tattoo themselves with your logo and make a spectacle of it.
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Selling Price: $15000.00
91 bids

Tattoo my shaved head
September 1, 2005 @ 8:32 am · Filed under Advertisements, Body Art

First she is going to shave her head, then she will get a tattoo of your choosing. Thirdly, she will strip down to her bikini and run around town covered in paint… and guess what: Her mom is going to do it too! Well, apparently, striping/tattooing/shave-heading fetch a pretty penny these days.
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Selling Price: $45100.00
63 bids


This one I Love!!!!!

Hurricane Relief Donut
September 5, 2005 @ 8:22 am · Filed under Advertisements

This auction, although it consists of a large sum of money being spent on a utterly worthless item, is not dumb at all. all of the money from the auction goes to Red Cross Katrina Relief Fund… It's a good cause, take a look and place a bid.
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Selling Price: $5200.00
4 bids

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How to properly position new employees:


1. Place 400 bricks into a closed room.

2. Place your new-hires in the room and close the door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:

* A. If they are counting the bricks, place them in Accounting.

* B. If they are recounting them, place them in Auditing.

* C. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, place them in Engineering.

* D. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, place them in Planning.

* E. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, place them in Operations.

* F. If they are sleeping, place them in Security.

* G. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, place them in Information Technology.

* H. If they are sitting idle, place them in Human Resources.

* I. If they say they have tried different combinations; they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, place them in Sales.

* J. If they have already left for the day, place them in Management.

* K. If they are staring out of the window, place them in Strategic Planning.

* L. If they are talking to each other, but not a single brick has been moved, offer them your congratulations and place them in Top Management.

* M. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way they can neither be seen nor heard, install them in Congress.

Put your favorite photos on real U.S. Postage Stamps

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I tried to put Max's Picture on one and post it but I could not get it to copy...

Plus check out this Very Funny Ebay item for sale;
LOT OF POKEMON CARDS THAT MY KIDS TRIED TO SNEAK BY ME

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She is really Funny.........Her blog can be seen here; http://mom2my6pack.blogspot.com/

I love to hear jokes but I am not that great at telling them. I know my joke is pretty cheezy.......... So, Please post yours we all can use more laughter! Pig In Summer Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bacon!
>br> Check this one out.........

Did Rosie O'Donnell get the price is right?

No, Drew Carey is the new host for the Price is Right!

My opinion YEAH!!!!!

What is your opinion?