ISland earth - in the VAST ocean OF s p a c e . .

The West Valley Yard Gestapo!!!

There is a insidious monster lurking in the darkness, patiently waiting to steal your property value right out from under your feet. It's not rampant Gang Crime in the community or bad location that makes your home less lustrous and desirable it is your neighbors shoddy landscaping techniques!

If your neighbors lawn is too: long, dry, full of garbage or weeds and you think that's draining the value out of your beautiful home? Have no fear the Lawn Patrol is here to protect your assets by ticketing those pesky unkept neighbors untill the comply with societies ever changing conformist fads...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and Society has deemed that Ugly Landscaping is a drain on property value. Therefor Ugly people must be a drain on societies overall value? Maybe we should expand the yard nazis jurisdiction and let them start writing uggly people tickets for devaluing society by being too: fat, skinny, bald, harry, stinky, or zitty... Ticket people for those big: ears, noose, forehead, adams apple, and that huge booty because they are "eyesores" and devalue society's image as a whole. Maybe by ticketing the uggo's it would force them to get some cosmetic surgery and then they could become one of the beautiful ones, because Obviously everyone knows that beauty equals; good, correct, right, next to godliness right... Who ever knew of an pretty criminal?

When did Americans become so superficial and shallow? Or have we always been that way? There is a big difference between someone keeping a dangerous junk yard on their lawn as opposed to them not keeping the grass at, no more or no less than, 2.2 inches.  It seems to me there is a problem with societies values and not the physical thing society is determining the value of...

 This is Without even mentioning the word "THEIR", as in meaning not yours! If YOU want to pay "their" $150,000 house payment then YOU can tell THEM how to keep "their" property! Their Liberty  to decide how to landscape their property yet Americans decide it's their liberty to choose how someone else lives and keeps their lawn. A civilized society should and would only override the liberty on another ONLY if it is causing harm to themselves or another, yet we now commonly override personal liberty based upon anothers personal preferences... Classic American Double Standards!!!

Maybe it's just West Vally's way of attaining extra tax revenue for lining their ever deepening pockets? If it where truly that their just helping out why not have the ticket writer get his lazy butt out of the car and grab a rake and get to work? Because the truth is COMPASSION is not the reason!!!

What ever the reasoning it just seems wrong to micromanage someone else's property because society has serous mental issue's with ugliness!!! In one breath Society says to embrace your physical shortcomings (Zits, Big Nose, Ears and Butt) then in the next breath attaches physical value to how something looks... You can't have your cake and eat it too! Pick one and stick with it... Either physical appearance is value or it is not, quit changing the rules like a kindergarten child playing tag on the playground... (The Slide is safe for them but when you touch it it is no longer safe...) 

Society: Be consistent for once!!!